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      How To Smell Like A Billionaire
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   opportunity of a meeting at Konstantin Palace in St. Peters- burg, Russia, on Oct. 7 to pres- ent Russian President Vladimir Putin with a birthday gift, the Associated Press reported. Putin turned 70 years old that day, so naturally, Lukashenko presented him with a gift cer- tificate for a Belarusian tractor. (Tractors are a source of pride in that country’s industry.)
for serial entrepreneur Elon Musk. Now, Reuters report- ed, the joke’s on buyers who snapped up 10,000 bottles of Musk’s new perfume, Burnt Hair, in just a few hours — at $100 a pop.
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“With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance busi- ness was inevitable — why did I even fight it for so long!?” Musk wondered on Twitter.
On Sept. 13, ophthalmolo- gist Katerina Kurteeva, who practices in Newport Beach, California, shared with her Instagram followers a trou- bling video, Oddity Central reported.
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              Lukashenko told reporters that he uses a similar model in his own garden; Putin, how- ever, did not comment on the gift. Instead, he addressed is- sues such as conflict between ex-Soviet nations, fighting ter- rorism and illegal drugs.
The perfume is described on The Boring Co.’s website as “the essence of repugnant desire.”
Dr. Kurteeva documented the removal of “forgotten” contact lenses from an el- derly patient’s eye — 23 of them, to be exact. Some of them were so old they had turned green.
    “Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work,” it boasts.
“They were essentially glued together after sit- ting under the eyelid for a month,” she wrote. “Don’t sleep in your contact lenses!”
              The Scent Of Musk
The scent won’t start ship- ping until September 2023, so you can cross it off your Christmas list for this year.
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